老爸的英文情書(請不要笑得太大聲)
> *原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck ......

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老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪,
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但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書,
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老媽都笑的前俯後仰,經過我們一再催逼,
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老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書,看了真的是 OH MY GOD
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很有一套喔!
> Dear wang litte sister:
> From see you one eye, I shit love you.
> Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
> Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
> Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
> When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
> I think l should introduce myself to you.
> I call Li big great. Toyear 25
> My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
> I am a good man, in a big company work.
> I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
> Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a! monk,
> and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
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> Like Your people
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 !
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沒有高手翻譯你不會看得懂的喔 !
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全版如下
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> Dear wang litte sister:
親愛的王小姐
> From see you one eye, I shit love you.
自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。
> Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
> Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
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妳的眼睛閉上,我就死了,你的眼睛打開,我又活過來,妳的眼睛貶啊貶 , 我就死
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去活來 ?
> Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
> When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
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也許你不記得我 , 沒有關係 , 當你仔細看著我,你就會一見鍾情
> I think l should introduce myself to you.
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我想應該介紹一下自己。
> I call Li big great. Toyear 25
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我叫李大偉 , 今年 25 ( 今天是 today, 那麼今年就是 toyear. 至於偉就
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翻成 great 吧! )
! > My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
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我家有四口人 .. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
> I am a good man, in a big company work.
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我是一個好男人,在一家大公司上班。
> I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you..
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我每天都做早操,這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
> Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
> and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
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請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
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實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯,好在頭腦靈光 , 嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
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至於「廟」字 ,
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也不會翻譯,不過很多和尚住在一起的地方,就是廟。 )
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> Like Your people
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喜歡妳的人

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*原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck ......
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