老爸的英文情書（請不要笑得太大聲）
> ＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck ......
> > 老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，
> 但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，
> 老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，
> 老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 OH ！ MY GOD ！
> 很有一套喔！
> Dear wang litte sister:
> From see you one eye, I shit love you.
> Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
> Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
> Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
> When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
> I think l should introduce myself to you.
> I call Li big great. Toyear 25
> My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
> I am a good man, in a big company work.
> I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
> Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a! monk,
> and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
>
> Like Your people
> 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 !
>
> 沒有高手翻譯你不會看得懂的喔 !
>
> 全版如下
>
> Dear wang litte sister: 親愛的王小姐
> From see you one eye, I shit love you. 自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。
> Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
> Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
> 妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶 , 我就死
> 去活來 ?
> Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
> When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
> 也許你不記得我 , 沒有關係 , 當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情
> I think l should introduce myself to you.
> 我想應該介紹一下自己。
> I call Li big great. Toyear 25
> 我叫李大偉 , 今年 25 ( 今天是 today, 那麼今年就是 toyear. 至於偉就
> 翻成 great 吧！ )
! > My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
> 我家有四口人 .. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
> I am a good man, in a big company work.
> 我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
> I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you..
> 我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
> Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
> and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
> 請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
> ( 實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光 , 嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
> 至於「廟」字 ,
> 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。 )
>
> Like Your people
> 喜歡妳的人
> ＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck ......
資料來源: 網路
> ＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck ......
> > 老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，
> 但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，
> 老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，
> 老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 OH ！ MY GOD ！
> 很有一套喔！
> Dear wang litte sister:
> From see you one eye, I shit love you.
> Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
> Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
> Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
> When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
> I think l should introduce myself to you.
> I call Li big great. Toyear 25
> My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
> I am a good man, in a big company work.
> I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
> Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a! monk,
> and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
>
> Like Your people
> 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 !
>
> 沒有高手翻譯你不會看得懂的喔 !
>
> 全版如下
>
> Dear wang litte sister: 親愛的王小姐
> From see you one eye, I shit love you. 自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。
> Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
> Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
> 妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶 , 我就死
> 去活來 ?
> Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
> When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
> 也許你不記得我 , 沒有關係 , 當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情
> I think l should introduce myself to you.
> 我想應該介紹一下自己。
> I call Li big great. Toyear 25
> 我叫李大偉 , 今年 25 ( 今天是 today, 那麼今年就是 toyear. 至於偉就
> 翻成 great 吧！ )
! > My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
> 我家有四口人 .. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
> I am a good man, in a big company work.
> 我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
> I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you..
> 我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
> Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
> and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
> 請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
> ( 實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光 , 嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
> 至於「廟」字 ,
> 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。 )
>
> Like Your people
> 喜歡妳的人
> ＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck ......
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